A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)
Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.
by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007
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by dontcreep May 1, 2011
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by statch batch January 7, 2009
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Get the The Statch mug.the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault
cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."
cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."
by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019
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Get the SNATCHATWAT mug.A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.
by Mac Long Dong June 3, 2013
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