Squonk

A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits

by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

squoner

semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused

Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.

by pbid October 4, 2009

Squondom

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

by Batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 11, 2010

Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018

squoshing

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.

Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).

by jah20twenty January 22, 2014

squanson

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.

Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.

by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008

squornshellous zeta

Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.

Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to squornshellous zeta to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.

by galakticpoogiebug June 17, 2008