Squiffy

Name: Squiffy Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
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When you pass your finger inbetween your arse cheeks and wipe it on someones upper lip.

i devestated tashas face when i gave her a squiffy.

squiffy

The feeling you get when you're hungover and your stomach is empty of food and its feels well soft, normally cured by eating something

at 2pm
Ed: Tom mate we were fucked last night..
Tom: yea man i feel really squiffy right now!
Ed: lets get summit to eat bro you'll feel sweet after!

squiffy by Big C Dog January 15, 2008

incredibly, unreasonably drunk

oh god, he/she's gone squiffy

squiffy by whiteravn2 February 8, 2022

Shes a bit squiffy her

Squiffy by Gazcoates88 March 19, 2026

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009

Slightly drunk. A bit like being drunkified.

I only had one beer but I'm already feeling squiffoid!