Squelching

Sleeping with a girl on her period and making that sweet squelch when her blood and your cum mix together.

Jord: She was on her period last night
Joe: aw so you didn't do it
Jord: nah we did it was sik squelching

by Berkenstein October 31, 2015

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See Felching, however this is done with a dead person

i went to the grave yard for some squelching

by Madam(Hexham) May 17, 2006

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Squelchmaxxing

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls

“I’m squelchmaxxing so hard right now”

by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025

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When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin.

Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.

Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.

Did you hear that the Lithuanian team has been banned from any further squelchmaxxing in the Summer Olympics due to a controversy involving porpoise growth hormones?

My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.

by Squelchmaxxchamp'87 February 27, 2025

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