squarecular

Shaped like a square, but with round sides

(Jorge) Man bob, your computer is so squarecular, what year is it from?

(Bob) Well, it’s from the 80s when everything was shaped like a square

(Jorge) Oooh yep that explains it

by Dock groge February 26, 2021

Scarecut

A term for a bad haircut.

Person #1: Do you like my new haircut?
Person#2: No. Yikes, it's more like a scarecut.

by Mikey Schneids December 5, 2017

squarecircle

A shape with the properties of both a square and a circle. Sometimes referred to by atheists who claim that God is like such a shape.

Psst... squarecircles don't exist in reality!

by squarecircle August 9, 2006

Squarenuts

The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call.
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".

Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.

by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009

Spongevladimir Squareputin

Popular Russian children's program sponsored by the Unity party of Russia. See also Badical for description of quality of show.

Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!

by Andropov April 16, 2004

Squarecrow

A Rorschach test created from feces on concrete.

Broh, plopped right on the floor and made my own Squarecrow.
Saw a dog playing the fiddle in that Squarecrow over there.

by Itsasphalt October 7, 2019

Squarecrow

Verb: to juggle unsuccessfully due to the objects being too light

We have been staring at Larry squarecrow all day. You can’t juggle with feathers, idiot.

by Itsasphalt October 8, 2019