Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.
balls stank nasty
balls stank nasty
Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"
by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016
Get the Squatchcock mug.Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!
I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum
by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018
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Squarch
• squarehead
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• Squancho
• squarsh
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I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007
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2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)
2. I'm going to squanch over and squanch in that closet.
3. "I squanch my whole family!" ( DO NOT USE IN THIS WAY)
by 50CABBAGES January 5, 2016
Get the squanch mug.The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.
The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”
“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”
“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”
by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022
Get the Squatch mug.A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.
Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.
by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009
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