spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Spurbles

Men who are trying to save balding hair.

Daughter: Ma, look at Homer Simpson's SPURBLES!! Mom: He should shave his head, because two strands and zigzags is not cute lol

by ladiifr3sh January 13, 2011

Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

Spurgle

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.

The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.

by jcm65 July 27, 2010

Surpleased

getting a suprise that pleases you.

I was so surpleased to find out my exgirlfriend got in a car accident.

by jonnyboxlick October 28, 2008