spunkslut

Promiscuous female that enjoys consumption of man curd; see cumslut

What a filthy spunkslut. She gobbled every drop of gibble!

by Drew MacFerguson May 17, 2005

spunkrot

Vulgar Slang. Ejaculated semen that has decayed inside the testicles usually accompanied by an offensive odor syn: putrefaction 2: decaying siemen caused by bacterial or fungal action

He tried to get her pregnant but couldnt cuz he had spunkrot from riding too much ho's.

by Dr. Nick Riveria February 10, 2004

Spunkulate

to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.

"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"

by poshfous March 6, 2009

spunkblossom

The Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer) smells like sperm, spunk, jizz when blooming in the spring.

Like Proust's madeleine, as I wander across campus on a beautiful spring day, the scent of the spunkblossom brings memories of mi amour and his jizz.

by marcel_p March 18, 2010

spunkloaf

Beating off while simultaneously pinching a loaf.

I had such a bad piss hard-on the other day while taking a crap, I decided to whack off at the tame time I took a dump. I took a spunkloaf!

by Chilidog December 14, 2007

spunkflute

Someone who is a prick but also stupid and/or nasty.

There's no need to be such a spunkflute about it.

by Wordglue July 22, 2017

Spunklet

The one that shouldn't have but made it through the condom. He/she is the person you don't want to be associated with. They don't have a job and spend most of their time in online forums trolling or playing fortnite with pre-teens.

Maybe if you weren't a spunklet you'd be someone useful.

My dad called me a spunklet. I cried.

by Nukkin June 26, 2019