sport fuck

Casual sex, usually with a friend or other person that requires no commitment to anything more than having a good time.

Sport fucking is extremely popular on college campuses, especially at frat parties.

Me and Tyrell only sport fucked to pass the time- we knew there wuz no future in it and that wuz cool.

by kitty September 26, 2004

spotifuckery

The experience of not being able to find a song you like on Spotify.

"(Insert artist name or song or album name here) isn't on Spotify? WTF? That's some Spotifuckery right there..."

by agavebloom July 13, 2012

sportfuckin'

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.

"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

Spitfuck

A term coined by Woody Harrelson's character Tallahassee in the zom-com Zombieland. He typically uses it to describe his kind of awkward, goodhearted comrade with a Coach Gun, Columbus. It's an obvious play on the typical term "spitfire".

"Kid finally got to first base... Not bad for that skinny, little spitfuck."- Tallahassee

by Crazy Islamic Fascist October 8, 2009

Sporkfucker

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

by Sah-gay February 16, 2005

Skirtfuck

Fucking a girl with her skirt on.

"I totally Skirtfucked Kelli last night."
"Skirtfucked?"
"Yeah, man. I fucked her with her skirt on."

by khronickatt July 21, 2011

sportfucking gene

*noun*: a person with the ability to have sex without developing emotional connections with the person he or she fucks.

"Dude, your definitely a nesting creature you must have been born without the sportfucking gene."

by evecchio April 13, 2010