Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014

Sport

Any of a number of activities that meet the following criteria:
1)Must have physical training to play.
2) Must have more than one person involved to play.
3) Must have a clear and defined set of rules.
4) Must have the potential of physical harm
4) Something a person with a "D" cup or larger cannot excel in.

"Cheerleading isn't a sport, Jenny is sporting Double D's!"
"Golf is a sport, you need a caddy. If you don't have a caddy, you can't call yourself a player."
"I'm a 3 time All-American Beer Pong Champ."

by Sterner October 21, 2008

Sport

Basically a replacement for every word ever
But Top definitions include

Doing
Going to
Have sex with
Something to say when there is nothing else to be said

Bro, what are you sporting after work?

I was gonna sport that really hot girl, who conveniently happens to be my neighbor the latina porn star

well sport

by smelly_poop July 1, 2009

Sport

A game that is inherently competitive as well as physically trying beyond normal parameters encountered in daily life. Rules regulate all aspects of the game and are agreed upon prior to the start of a game. A winner/s is/are determined upon completion of the game by a determined authority.

There are many different sports, but football is my favorite.

by Mr.Salt December 14, 2016

Sport

An athletic competition that involves concrete rules, a system of points, and total douche-fucks.

"Hey are you going to the game on friday?"
"Naw. Craig's the quarterback of (enter high school sports team name here)."
"Oh yeah. Craig's a total douche-fuck."

by Five. May 20, 2010

Sport

to treat someone (pay for)

I'm sportin' you at the movies

by D January 17, 2004

Sport

Possibly the worst thing you can ever take part in. Avoid it as much as possible.

Fit jerk: hey do you like sport?

Sensible person: wtf no....

by Tbhwtf May 16, 2016