spoonology

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.

Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.

by Faceminion October 1, 2008

Spooncil

the spooncil is a pencil attached to a spoon, normally by the eraser, used to consume food and write at the same time

i used a spooncil to eat while writing

by jesus inc. January 27, 2020

spoonoid

Someone who would prefer to have cuddle than have sex with you.

She hated that I spoonoid.

by d0er May 20, 2003

Spoonbilling

Eating her from the back and rhythmically and simultaneously massaging the nose on her bunghole.

Rachel loves it when I start spoonbilling her after a hot shower.

I was spoonbilling a prostitute in Vegas. Not one of my more finer moments. The desert heat really can cause a mungy ass.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Spoonbill

A male who falls in love with every chick he meets that has sex with him. The spoonbill usually begins paying her car note and other bills while she cheats on him with all his buddies. Spoonbills live their lives on emotion and can be dangerous (i.e. filing sexual harassment complaints, etc) to protect or obey their girl.

origin: a fictitious bird called a "spoonbill." Legend has it that the female spoonbill mates with many males in its life while the male only mates with one. Example: "Damn! John met a prostitute last night and now he's paying her car note. He's pissed because I fucked her. What a spoonbill!" Verb: spooning. "Why did you by that whore flowers? Dude, you're not spooning are you?"

by Pat Masac August 3, 2007

spoonxiled

When you cannot go in your room because your room mate is cuddling naked with a rando (because she doesn't want to go all the way yet).

My roommate's playing hard to get, but I'm still spoonxiled for the whole night. Can I crash at your place?

by chong802 September 21, 2015

Spoonbill

Redneck version: A dumb, or lazy worker

That’s one lazy spoonbill..

by Redneck worker October 5, 2018