spoonism

When two person orders the same thing and only one person gets a spoon

E.g Two friends orders a yoghurt and only one person get given a special spoon and the other dont. We call that spoonism, similar terms like racism, sexism.

by Spoonstarrrr December 22, 2013

spoonihan

A foolish person who perpetrates a silly blunder (usually in the presence of several or many people), thereby prompting a repeating chant of "Spoonihan!" from those present, directed at *the* Spoonihan.

Mate did you hear that? The DJ just properly fluffed up that track! (all chant) "SPOONIHAN!...SPOONIHAN!...SPOONIHAN!"

by Victor Stone January 8, 2006

Soonish

A time that is not as soon as soon but not as late as later.

Dude - "Yeah, I'll meet you soonish cause I have a lot of stuff to do."

by flubber dubber November 30, 2009

Spoonist

Person who was born with, or was handed a silver spoon. A spoonist uses their given silver spoon where necessary for 'survival', however more regularly portrays themselves as a commoner to become more likable and socially acceptable. They do not realize that most people see through the spoonist motive.

Mitt Romney and most political leaders in or out of office are spoonists. Also professional athletes who honed their spoon at the private golf, tennis or polo club. On a day when a spoonist has financial success, along with that success comes a great story of hardship and what a long road it has been. The spoonist expects all to believe they grew up on a dirt road, in a shack with dirt floors with little food and shared the orts with many siblings and adopted neighbors. Any elitist who constantly and unsuccessfully attempts to relate to those with lesser means, touting their tough roots.

by woody ithaca October 24, 2012

Spoonis

An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to stream to his 5 botted viewers/fans. Along with these characteristics, the user also tends to only have a maximum of 3 real friends, the rest are people he/she works for as their bitch or payed for.

You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!

by Jsgsw3 July 29, 2014

Spoonism

a cult worshipping the all knowing and all powerful mr. spoonhower.

and or
the act of worshipping mr. spoonhower.

all hail the all knowing spoons.

all hail spoonism

by marblesart October 21, 2018

SPOOFish

A strong tendency to douchebaggery.

Trolling internet forums is SPOOFish.

by Pyrodeus January 11, 2009