cruiser spooning

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008

spontangerous

Concoction of spontaneous & dangerous, as made popular by Chevy P of Field Mob.

To get on the backseat while driving is usually quite spontangerous.

by ricci-s September 1, 2010

Spoonman

Spoonman can feel the rhythm with his hands. At the same time he will steal the rhythm while he can

Spoonman

He speaks the rhythm on his own. (he speaks the rhythm all alone)

Spoonman

He has only Indian friends. They are brown and red.

Spoonman

at the same time, all his friends are skeletons and they beat the rhythm with their bones

Spoonman

Spoonman, come together with your hands

save me, I'm together with your plan

by Shadow Fire October 13, 2008

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.

Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)

by LLeaky June 7, 2018

poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)

Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"

by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011

Spooning

It’s when Daniel takes out a spoon from his lunch box and proceeds to hit you with it

Me- Daniel what are you doing
Daniel- IM SPOONING YOU!

by your weirdo friend daisy! May 28, 2018