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not the act of cave exploring, actually the noise of a big terd hitting the water in the toilet. these terds usually clog it
Damn my terd was so huge it felt like it was leavin me sideways! i knew it was huge when i heard it splunk
splunk by Cory W. November 14, 2005
to fall onto a couch or bed in an extreemly lazy manner with little or no energy expended
After that history test friday, I just went home and splunked.
splunk by Stevieled April 21, 2006
Ejaculation Fluids that come out of a penis and,(or) vagina
i splunked on her face as she grabed her titties
splunk by Noahwashere October 31, 2006
1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull

2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"

Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"
Splunk by Charleston Grampen June 10, 2009
Deviant, gay, prison-sex thang. Similar to tossing the salad. Upon completing anal sex and gizzing in the ass, a straw is used to then suck the gizz out of the ass.
Bubba enjoyed watching the new guy splunk Jed.
splunk by ImperialFleet June 24, 2003
To puke while having sexual intercourse.
John was so drunk yesterday that he splunked all over the mattress.
splunk by wesdudes October 12, 2011