splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

Splish splash your opinion is trash

They best way to respond to something you don't like

Person 1: ducks are horrible animals
Person 2: Splish splash your opinion is trash

by Ducks are great May 25, 2020

splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

Splish

Splish: Meaning dapper. Usually referring to menswear. Having a style so free and easy that nothing could be crisper than the starch on that mans shirt.

Used in unison with Statue because it's so timeless. Splish like a statue: meaning timeless style.

First used in Australia by the Jefferson Boys, Perth circa 1989.

A term used to recognize discernibly dressed men of like minded style.

"He's so splish, like a statue. Where'd he get that suit?"

by CrayCray777 September 15, 2013

Splish splash

Splish splash is a term used to describe a multitude of expressions generally relating to an idgaf attitude, bad ass vibes, and a splash of sass. Various meanings depending on the tone used, ranging from but not limited to fuck off ever so kindly/idgaf, why not/yolo, and many more. ~*~Enjoi~*~

Rule following friend: you shouldn’t be doing that, you’ll get us in trouble

Her: splish splash betch, watch and learn

Haterz amongst each other: omg can you believe her outfit to an event like this? What message is she trying to convey with that crop top?

Her to said haterz: splish splash muhfuqqqqas let me live

by Discodolly October 19, 2018

Splushy

A wet sound caught somewhere between a splash and a squish.

I mixed my noodles and they sounded splushy.

by RogueAngelxx April 10, 2019

Splishack

What results after correcting a self-proclaiming elitist or authoritative.

"Oh Splishack! Jon f*ed up while he was trying to correct my grammar!"

by Mark Guerrero May 2, 2005