smlol

shit myself lol

i smlol

by smlol June 5, 2009

Sloletynlololyao

A supposed epidemic among Saying "lol" or "lmao" even though you're not laughing out loud or laughing you a** off.

That person with Sloletynlololyao really gets on my nerves, I can't tell if they're actually laughing!

by Sushi4301 May 15, 2020

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

by PokeyD March 14, 2017

The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.

The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021

The Yoinky Sploinky

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home

"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"

by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020

splodey

1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.

1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!

by tofubot May 31, 2006

SLOLTMS

Silently Laughing Out Loud To Myself.. Because half of the time we say Lol, we really aren't. Used mostly for when theres nothing else to say besides lol, or cool.

Guy" Did you see the truck show, the other day"
Girl"Nope"
Guy"it was pretty awesome!"
Girl"cool"
Guy...sloltms

by Alleycattt12333 January 13, 2011