Splick

A nickname for a retard who's a douchebag

You're such a splick man!

by Err someone with a buddy June 24, 2014

Splick

The act of jizzing in to your hand then flicking it at an unsuspecting passer by.

Did that old man just splick me?

Me: I just came but don’t have any tissues
Friend: why don’t you just splick it at that woman who’s about to walk past

by dgenius March 8, 2021

splick

To transfer saliva from the mouth to some surface by flicking (throwing, tossing) it from the mouth onto that surface using the thumb and index fingers, and a flicking motion from the wrist (like throwing a dart).

During intercourse, Jeremy splicked; rather than spit; on his target (which needed to be more wet), so he wouldn't miss.

by Rich M. October 12, 2021

Splick

A method of anal drug administration similar to boofing, however instead of using a syringe the drug is administered through the use of a turkey baster, large (sometimes rusty) spoons and/or funnels

Down the hatch just isn’t working for me. Time to go up the chute with a good splick

by $mokkeDruggZ May 22, 2025

Splick Spling

Methamphetamines.
Crank.
Speed.

I just did a FAT line of Splick Spling

by Creedo August 16, 2003

Splick Splock

A person of eastern European heritage

Alright Dave, do you want anything from the Splick Splock shop?

by ServiceW4nk November 3, 2018

Slick-dick

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 8, 2022