splatpack

The term for a swollen vagina after vigorous "exercise" yet the owner of the vagina is still horny resulting in a swollen, wet bulge which upon impact creates a splat sound.

Damn, that bitch's splatpack just gushed on my hand.

Watch out when you go in there, I just gave that girl a nasty splatpack.

by Kale T January 7, 2008

Slappable

The ability to be slapped. Possibly leaving a red mark.

Like Kim Kardashian's butt.

"I would love to slap Kim Kardashian's big, juicy ass."
"Yeah! Her ass is totally slappable."

by Boota Lover February 7, 2013

Splapp-Me-Do

Splapp-me-do is a video and game/quiz maker, mostly known for his game the impossible quiz, of which he has made two versions. If one looks in to his works more closely, however, you can find he has made several flash-animations, at least one of which has been referenced in the impossible quiz. Truly a crazy guy, Splapp-me-do's favorite kind of humor is of the most vulgar kind, yet it can also range to very innocent (See "Elephants Don't Like Mice," on the impossible quiz 1).

Splapp-Me-Do's infamous the impossible quiz is an internet phenomenon; his flash animations and tricky questions are amusing and impossibly frustrating.

Of all the webrities I would like to meet, Splapp-Me-Do would have to be one of the top 3, for his comic genius and insanity - he must be fun to hang out with.

Girl: "Ugh, the impossible quiz is so frustrating!"
Boy: "I know, Splapp-Me-Do must be an evil genius!"

by Katarin Valkyri March 14, 2009

slappa doo

when you slap a bitch so hard they go "doo!"

i slappa doo'd the shit outta that bitch...

by teli August 10, 2006

Shlappa

a girl who wears skanky clothing and is popular and thinks she can fit in anywhere

check out that chick in the tiny miniskirt! she is such a shlappa

by Bethany August 2, 2004

kappa slappa

A Kappa Slappa (or female chav) can often be found around town centers. are attracted to shiny gold rings and necklaces, earrings that rest on their shoulders,fake berberry scarfs, trackies, fake pink burberry schoolbags (if they bother to attend school that is) and "sport" brand clothing. usually loses virginity at 12 and has had 20 sexual parteners by the time they are 14. their growth is usually stunted by chain-smoking that started at the age of 10 and the addiction to crack they obtained at the age of 15.

9:00 kappa slappa says to chav 1: do you wanna shag?
chav 1: yea.
11:00 kappa slappa says to chav 2: do you wanna shag?
chav 2: yea
(repeat every two hours)

by {ben} April 30, 2005

slappachino

A slappachino is a young girl, often from East London, who can be found around the local branch of Starbucks on a Saturday afternoon touting for free fags and a quick shag before H&M's close.

Sharon is a thick bitch, a right slappachino.

Mike was sure he would score tonight, the club was full of slappachinos.

by IndiePunk April 18, 2004