spitefuck

when you shag your ex's best mate, close friend, or sibling to get back at them.

"My ex boyfriend is shagging your ex girlfriend. How dare he! Those sort of people are out of bounds! we should probably fuck?" "spitefuck hey?"

by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009

Spitetomatoes

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"

by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005

spiteful azz nigga

When a Black man does something cruel or rude to one of his home boys.

not having your friends back, or not being chill.

leaving a nigga high and dry.

the terminology used to call out your hommie when he does something foul

why you being a spiteful azz nigga?

by ezedefninja July 11, 2010

spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone

My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.

by Slackey January 11, 2009

Spitefire storyboard

that one guy in youtube that makes great tutorials, probably fun to have a drink or 2

hey its that guy spitefire storyboard

by jacky mai April 7, 2021

Spiteful Tower

This is a sexual maneuver that strongly resembles the Eiffel Tower. The positioning is the same but the motives are different. The spiteful tower is a threesome where the two dudes involved are hate fucking the shit out of the girl in the middle. This can also be applied in situations where cheating is occurring.

Yo, Brady's girlfriend wanted to get back at him so she let us Spiteful tower her.

by s1edge November 14, 2011

Spiteful loner

A guy that is most likely to go on a killing rampage. Spends much of his time in-doors, is very rational, violent, but rather introverted and humble. Probably has very low self-steem and spends his time viewing and writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, aswell as taking online tests.

I won't make an assumption here, but not to be confounded with loser, the spiteful loner is more fortunate in his life.

by Spiteful loner July 27, 2010