Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.

Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

spiced cider

When an individual pours the beverage of choice down the shaft of their standing partner's erect penis. Said person then drinks the beverage as it drips off the balls.

Bobby: "No offense, dude, but your breath smells like balls."

Billy: "Sorry, man. I had some spiced cider this morning."

by urban donk December 30, 2011

pumpkin spiced

White people's crack cocaine during the holiday season.

Wow, I just saw two white girls fighting over a pumpkin spiced Frappuccino.

by OneBadJedi December 12, 2013

Spiced

When someone become really high after smoking spice, the legal substitute for marijuana.

Dude, I'm so spiced right now, I can't even sign my own name.

by Jolene Jolene Joleeeen December 3, 2010

spiced icicle

An ice cube or other frozen treat willfully devoured after being purposefully inserted into both a vagina and an anus (usually on the same female, but by no means limited to such singular flavorings).

Helena had all the best qualities: universally beloved by all who knew her socially, and so freaky in the sack that I finally just ate her spiced icicle, because I WANTED TO.

by bergbachmetz October 23, 2010

Spiciean

One who is a total fanatic for anything and everything hot and spicy.

Omg! That's his fifth Carolina Reaper! He's a real spiciean!!!

by One Pepper at a time October 6, 2019

spicie_icee

A person on TikTok who got popular off military edits but now makes poorly edited memes and shitposts.

Hey, did you see what spicie_icee posted today?

by spicie_icee July 15, 2021