sphincter grease

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.

I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease

by Def Batface April 9, 2009

Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.

Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.

by T Macalicious November 27, 2010

Sphinctergeddon

What happens to youre ass the morning after a night of poor dietary choices.

"Don't go in there."
"Why?"
"It's occupied."
"By who?"
"The four horsemen of the Sphinctergeddon."

by Turbobear October 21, 2006

sphinctoleak

When you can’t keep poop from continuously exiting your asshole and it just keeps leaking out no matter how many times you wipe.

I’m telling you, doc, this sphinctoleak situation is causing me to really lose it!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

sphincterpalooza

A festive gathering of butt plungers for the express purpose of anal plundering and dick swizzling, followed by a nice potluck picnic.

Barney couldn't wait to lube up, don his rubber chaps, and head on off to sphincterpalooza for some good old fashioned colon plunging.

by Sammy Davis III October 20, 2007

Sphincter Slut

Someone who likes getting pounded in the butt.

She was on her period, so she just asked me to do her in the butt; that fucking sphincter slut.

by Sven, Miles, Scott, Paul July 10, 2006

sphincter tight

A tight ass.
a) resulting from being in a tense or pressured situation
b) being uptight or generally harsh

Mike is totally sphincter tight about his job review.

Dude, my dad is being completely sphincter tight about letting me use the good car Saturday night.

by todh November 28, 2007