by Glenn M January 9, 2006
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by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010
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After the events of January 25, 2011, Hosni Mubarak has proven himself to be a total and complete sphincterfez by refusing to step down as President of Egypt.
by awienick February 22, 2011
Get the sphincterfez mug.The act of laughing so hard that one will clench their anal sphincter with enough force to induce internal bleeding.
by A Short Ass Llama March 15, 2017
Get the sphincterage mug.The most scientific test known to man that can definitively indicate if a person is going to have or not have diarrhea. The intent of this butt-hole sphincter movement test (SQT) is to provide early warning status of potential outbound hot brown rain. Perfecting this scientific testing capability is especially helpful when one believes they are going to dutch oven or cup-of-death a loved one or friend, but instead serve themselves liquified brown soft serve. Perhaps you are on a road trip and ate some bad gas station food, this test can save you hours of clean-up.
In order to achieve a successful test, one must exercise their sphincter muscles to extend and gently retract their butt-hole to indicate wet or dry status. You will have a positive SQT if you feel heat at the opening of your sphincter during the testing process. Retracting your sphincter immediately will give you time to plan and improvise for this impending emergency.
In order to achieve a successful test, one must exercise their sphincter muscles to extend and gently retract their butt-hole to indicate wet or dry status. You will have a positive SQT if you feel heat at the opening of your sphincter during the testing process. Retracting your sphincter immediately will give you time to plan and improvise for this impending emergency.
"Guys, this is an emergency. The Sphincterial Quiver Test was positive for imminent diarrhea! Pull over now!"/
"I should not have eaten those gas station taco's back there. I need to perform the Sphincterial Quiver Test now to determine if I have a fart ready to come out or if this is going to be diarrhea... Yep... it's diarrhea."
"I should not have eaten those gas station taco's back there. I need to perform the Sphincterial Quiver Test now to determine if I have a fart ready to come out or if this is going to be diarrhea... Yep... it's diarrhea."
by RudeMood August 20, 2023
Get the Sphincterial Quiver Test mug.The part of the anus that manages the delicate flow of waste which differentiates and carefully selects what shall pass based on it's current state - whether it be in solid, liquid or gas form. This phenomenal muscle is highly used when diarrhea is present and the person is unsure if there is a liquid or gas eager to exit from the anus. In many instances it allows gas to expel while delicately holding back a tsunami of molten fecal matter. During moments of constipation however it remains unused.
Josh: Dude the other day I was at the movies and I had some major diarrhea. Luckily my sphinctermeter let me release gas from my bowels while keeping back the mother load of explosive goo.
William: Dude that's disgusting. Did you eat something bad?
Josh: Your wife's chili.
William: Dude that's disgusting. Did you eat something bad?
Josh: Your wife's chili.
by Dirty Burrito February 9, 2019
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Bill was quite a hockey jock, but suffered from massive sphincterization because he wouldn't shower after each game.
by Nick Andrews June 1, 2007
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