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Spring Spheres

The new, politically-correct way to say "Easter Eggs." Coined by an unnamed Seattle area elementary school so people's precious little snowflakes won't be inundated with Christian references for our annual traditions.
1. The children were very disappointed that we went to the park to look for Spring Spheres but only found Easter Eggs.

2. Julie's mom was happy to bring Spring Spheres to the PTA meeting. It was too bad that nobody knew what the hell they were.
by realmccoy420 May 2, 2011
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music of the spheres

Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!
gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.
by TheGoyWonder February 22, 2017
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Scrotum Spheres

Known more widely as "balls", "nuts", "testicles", or "testes", Scrotum Spheres are a male reproductive organ that produces sperm and supplies the male's body with testosterone. As explained in the word itself, Scrotum Spheres are present in the scrotum, or "ballsack"
Guy 1: "Dude, this guy just walked up to me and kicked me in the crotch!"

Guy 2: "Oh, right in the scrotum spheres!"
by That guy behind you. June 18, 2011
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Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.
Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!
by Rambler Man June 10, 2021
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Britney Spheres

To possess a chest like that of Britney Spears' circa 2003
Shawn: Yo bro did you check out that girl? She had Britney Spheres!
Johanssen: Totally saw them
by da_thug44 November 19, 2007
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Stinker Spheres

A fancier way of saying balls.
I do say, my Stinker Spheres do quite itch
by ballsman3000 October 6, 2021
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smacking spheres

The best way possible to describe the great game of golf.
Hey sorry I couldn’t come over babe, I was busy smacking spheres with the boys.
by WankDinkerson November 26, 2020
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