Speng

A word used to describe a person who has done an idiotic action. Bit like "nutter".

You absolute fucking speng.

by Da Big Bad Wolf February 4, 2018

Speng

A idiot

Boy: you a Fucking speng
Boy: fuck off

by JackCarrol January 12, 2017

spenging

when you are a wannabe roadman wo has ears like dumbo

that was a spenging lesson - Alfie 2018

by noooleavemealone June 27, 2018

speng

Speng is often used to describe someone called Thomas, who talks shit most the time.

Adam: Did you hear about the speng?
Jason: Oh Thomas? Yeah he's the right speng.

by NACA Fire And Security December 11, 2021

Speng

The most complex language in East Asia. Founded by the Spengus Kahn.

Person #1: Did you hear Thanos lost his infinity stone?
Person #2: Yatikov al baila! (in Speng)

by BiloMyGundlach November 8, 2018

speng

A cross between a spanner and a pen. A bit of a confusing insult, but it works!

"You're a fucking speng."

by OG Benefits February 4, 2017

spenging

the mixture of good and bad that is stereotypically spoken by wannabe roadmen commonly used by white kids

CALM SPENGING GYM SESH

by noooleavemealone June 27, 2018