scantron test

Teacher Definition:
Common form of multiple choice testing in which the teacher does not have to go through the monotony of hand grading each test.

Student Definition:
Annoying lottery tickets in which prizes are delagated with letters A through F often given for finals or other annoyingly hard tests in which the teacher is too lazy to take partial credit.

::Math Test Senario:
Bendy Dickens: Psst! Hey man what'd you get for 6, 7, and 8?
Doya Swallow: FAG!
Bendy Dickens: Imma break yo gook ass in half!*
Doya Swallow: Naw, Jack Ass! It's a scantron, F, A, G then ACDC.
*Asians are smart in math.

by eliteskills.com May 18, 2004

b on the scantron

False

If you take a scantron test, on the true/false portion, B is always false

Q: Are you going to get hammered tonight?

A: B on the scantron

by born proud raised proud December 1, 2005

Scantron

Just pure hell for not using a #2 pencil. Like seriously what the hell is this? Is this a fucking joke?

Bill: Hey Joe did you finish your scantron?
Joe: Yea it was fucking hell though.
*1 Day Later*
Joe: I FUCKING GOT A 0 FOR NOT USING THE RIGHT PENCIL
*Hangs Self*

by TheGunterCrew January 17, 2018

Spazatron

A small ginger gimp, who despite being eighteen pervs on smaller girls over facebook, appears to be twelve himself so as to disguise the evil within and worse of all sports ironically terrible tattoo's of dragons.

Also can be used to describe an unattractive freckled kid

Guy one:Hey dude that guy over their, the one with the glasses
Guy two:Yh he's a total Spazatron
Guy one:I agree also i think he's secretly gay

by TheHeroworship November 18, 2011

spacetronaught

One who aspires to be greater than an astronaught but to no aval. And or maybe possibly someone who is or is not on drugs and or way too much Star Crunch snack cakes. NOT Mr. T... Or is it? No no i dont think so. Also one who is 100% corect 34% of the time.

If you drive the X-Wing from Star Wars around the block for fun... you may be a spacetronaught.

by liquidflamingo December 16, 2009

Spantoon

A combination harpoon & spanto knife blade made popular by Rick Hinderer Knives.

I’m carrying my spantoon today. My spantoon will cut!

by Garylmc May 6, 2018

spawntaneous

Being spawntaneous means being ready to spawn (have sex) at any time.

After they'd had sex on the ferris wheel, Ricky looked at Betty through dewy love-filled eyes, and burbled, "I wuv you! You're so spawntaneous!"

In response, Betty began stroking his manhood for another go-round.

by scodder May 1, 2010