spatchcock

The act of a (flexible) person with both breasts and a penis giving themselves a titwank.

Did you see that video of that hot shemale spatchcocking?!

by iPhil November 23, 2011

spatchcock

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.

by SledgeTheHammer October 03, 2006

Spatchcocking

When a wife covers her own ass by claiming her husband's incompetence or unwillingness resulted in failure or error when the actual root cause was her own inability or unwillingness to communicate clearly or effectively.

"My wife blamed the Thanksgiving turkey on my bad back."
"Dude, that's spatchcocking. You got spatchcocked."

by Celestin November 28, 2015

Spatchcock

When a guy is going down on you but you have nothing but two bottles of wine in your stomach, so you just vom all over his face.

"Emily, you just spatchcocked me on Thanksgiving. Now I have to get the wine out of our fake tree." -- Blake

"Just leave it for the dog. I don't even have a his anymore." -- Emily

by cm2342 November 28, 2020

Spatchcock

A spineless coward -- much like a spatchcocked chicken with its backbone butchered off

You spatchcock! How can you not call him a dick to his face

by napping bunny March 23, 2022