Definitions by Tarantula08

Spatchcock

To be so thoroughly intoxicated that one is effectively obliterated—experiencing memory loss, impaired judgment, and conspicuously foolish behavior.

Usage: Often used jokingly or self-deprecatingly to describe an extreme loss of composure due to alcohol.

After the party, Will admitted he was completely spatchcocked and spent the next day apologizing.

Spatchcock by Tarantula08 December 31, 2025