Definitions by cm2342

Spatchcock

When a guy is going down on you but you have nothing but two bottles of wine in your stomach, so you just vom all over his face.

"Emily, you just spatchcocked me on Thanksgiving. Now I have to get the wine out of our fake tree." -- Blake

"Just leave it for the dog. I don't even have a his anymore." -- Emily

Spatchcock by cm2342 November 27, 2020

Piggly wiggly bag 

A large, saggy vagina.

When your friends ice you, but you refuse to get down on knee and chug, you're being a piggly wiggly bag.

Piggly wiggly bag by cm2342 November 11, 2020

popacho

A bowl of popcorn covered in nacho toppings, including melted cheese and meat. Best when eaten with a fork.

Taylor: "What do you want for to eat tonight, honey?"
Joel: "Nachos. No wait, popcorn. No wait, popcorn nachos. Popachos!"

popacho by cm2342 January 28, 2019