A bowl of popcorn covered in nacho toppings, including melted cheese and meat. Best when eaten with a fork.
Taylor: "What do you want for to eat tonight, honey?"
Joel: "Nachos. No wait, popcorn. No wait, popcorn nachos. Popachos!"
When a guy is going down on you but you have nothing but two bottles of wine in your stomach, so you just vom all over his face.
"Emily, you just spatchcocked me on Thanksgiving. Now I have to get the wine out of our fake tree." -- Blake
"Just leave it for the dog. I don't even have a his anymore." -- Emily
