Definitions by Holyhellthatsadinosoar

Wisconsin Spatchcock

You brine your partner in beer then lay them flat with their arms and legs spread. You proceed to pump them full of your gravy while wearing a Brett Farve jersey and eating cheese.

After a long Thanksgiving day and a big Packer win, the old lady let me Wisconsin Spatchcock her on the kitchen floor.

Wisconsin Spatchcock by Holyhellthatsadinosoar November 25, 2025

Honolulu high tide 

When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.

The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.

Honolulu high tide by Holyhellthatsadinosoar May 11, 2023