spastication

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

by twkwsaal May 12, 2018

Satification

The condition of being satisfied while achieving gratification (a gratuitous expression, since gratification already implies satisfaction - also an example of palinpropism).

Spending time with my cat gives me satification.

by Tarantella June 10, 2013

Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"

through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function

by El Castillo Grande April 15, 2010

delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.

George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016

Spastication

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020

Spamification

The spamming of someones inbox. Sending so many emails for pure enjoyment and making the recipient's inbox overload and blow up.

Chelsea took part in spamification of Isabella's inbox.

by ChelseaVolturi December 23, 2008

sastification

When you make an embarrassing and painful attempt at saying satisfaction.

I get a lot of sastification out of those YouTube compilations.

by Ke-i-ko May 15, 2021