Spammer

An extremely irksome person who fills up any given website with inane opinions and source-lacking "facts." The kind of person who gets bored and decides to spend the evening writing entries for Urban Dictionary that look something like this;

"amy -- omg the most beautiful girl in the world!!!shes so pretty,heehee,shes me!!!"

Very rarely uses punctuation or has any understanding of the English language. Often uses spam as a way to promote another site, online community, porn source, or musical group. Sometimes, spammers have such sad lives that they use spam in an attempt to get a date;

"hey,if u want 2 get 2gether & have fun, call me @ 555-7684"

Spammers are common at any popular site, including, but not limited to, Youtube, Imeem, Last.fm, Facebook, and Urban Dictionary.

"I tried to set up a fan community for early Hitchcock films, but I need to start moderating; the place is a breeding ground for trolls and spammers."

by Zrina April 17, 2009

spammers

The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.

Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.

by C-can November 02, 2003

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 08, 2003

spammer

Someone who makes the most of their advanced technological knowledge to place advertisements online without having to pay any costs.

For example posting adverts to thousands of forums as regular users and regular forum posts without having to purchase advertising space.

I downloaded that esrun spammer to advertise on a bunch of car forums for free.

by shirtmaker October 07, 2010

spammer

The term "spammer" is often used in a derogatory manner to denounce people that are in general, smarter than everyone else. Or confused with spam, the processed meat product. Spammers, are quite simply, the baddest mother fuckers out there, so watch your backs...

Loser at McDonalds : "I made 65 bucks today!!!"
Spammer : "Oh, I only made $2,500."

by acidcash March 07, 2003

spammers

people who think spamming for money is a job.

all those spammers know is how to load aims, type some msg's and press start/stop

by fizzy August 29, 2003

spammer

When a person playing WoW or SSB uses one attack over and over to avoid being killed or to kill someone again and again even after they come back.

Kirby: fly fly fly
Captain Falcon: GAAAHHH!! STUPID SPAMMER!!
Kirby: punch punch punch punch punch!!

by sugar sugar sugar PUNCH April 11, 2009