Snowmageddon

The word given by President Barrack Obama after the major historic snowstorm has dropped 30+ inches of snow on the Washington/DC Metro area. Several East coasties have named it Snowpocalypse or some ditsy girls from local DC sororities have said SnOMG. While this is evidently a funny response, I have to say when someone says its snowing; I say no shit sherlock

The bodies of our cars cannot be seen in this Snowmageddon

All the girls look like they got slapped by the Snowmageddon

Starbucks is closed, blame Snowmageddon

by MaximumPain87 February 7, 2010

Snowmance

A love affair or similar amorous relationship that is created, or amplified and intensified, when two people are brought together or confined together by copious amounts snow. The acceleration and strengthening of such a romantic relationship when two lovers are afforded the luxury of more time together as a result of being snowbound.

They began their snowmance when the Blizzard of 2010 granted them more time to spend together than their normal daily lives allowed.

by Wendiful February 17, 2010

Snowmageddon Syndrome

The diagnosis of boredom and insanity due to the large amount of snow. This occurs when there happens to be so much snow that you are not able to go anywhere nor see anyone.

Person 1: Hey have you talked to Tom lately?
Person 2: No, I've heard he has snowmageddon syndrome, he sits on his couch watching cat videos on his computer all day.
Person 1: How sad.

by JamesIsfoshow February 10, 2010

snowmageddon

Continued snow fall of unmanageable proportions

The weather man says we will have 3 days of snow fall totalling in 37 inches

Sounds like we better prepare for snowmageddon

by One Bad Rad February 12, 2010

snowmageddon

an extremely violent snowstorm, one that prohibits travel, cancels classes, shuts down airports, and doesn't allow you to step outside your front door

It's not raining men, it's just snowmageddon!

No, it's not just snowing outside, we've been caught inside snowmageddon.

I could make it to the movie if snowmageddon wasn't turning my house into a private island!

by dinkyandboomer March 12, 2010

Snowmanning

When you cum on woman's breasts and then feed her a carrot.

I'm running out of carrots because I keep snowmanning all these hoes.

by smokecloud March 16, 2017

Snowmansexual

A person who gets turned on and receives sexual pleasure from touching a snowman.

"Romeo touch the snowman and realized, he was a Snowmansexual."

by Abaybeach January 20, 2021