The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.
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Snowbarry is a ship with Barry Allen and Caitlin Snow from The Flash. Snowbarry is the definition of perfection! They have many parallels (they do similar things) and they are absolutely adorable together! Snowbarry is 100% way better then Westallen! Their chemistry is undeniable
Person 1: so, whats your favourite ship?
Person 2: Snowbarry duh! Its the cutest and most perfect couple in the world!
Person 2: Snowbarry duh! Its the cutest and most perfect couple in the world!
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A snowtard is a driver who, when introduced to a snowy/icy environment will act entirely inappropriately.
There are many ways in which you can express your self as a snowtard, some are more dangerous than others.
The most common and harmless snowtard is one who simply avoids leaving his or her house at the sight of snow, he or she is most likely to become a problem when calling you and either flaking out on previous plans or asking you for help in the form of transportation.
Another type of snowtard is considerably more visible, this is the moron you'll see spinning his or her tires for the sole purpose of destroying them. This type rarely goes very far and will often abandon their vehicle in the middle of the most heavily used arterial road because of a flat tire which he or she probably can't even change.
The final type of snowtard that I will be explaining today is the maverick type; this moron has a fairly decent vehicle equipped with AWD, traction control, snow tires, etc. and has come to the conclusion that they are completely invincible to snow. You will notice this person getting as close as possible to your rear bumper honking and beaming their 10,000 watt xenon lights into your car like a fucking UFO, when they finally get over the superiority of showing you how slow they think you are they will pass you and proceeded to go twice the speed limit. You will later find their car upside-down in a nearby ditch as the maverick snowtard doesn't understand the new difficulty created by the snow.
A snowtard is a driver who, when introduced to a snowy/icy environment will act entirely inappropriately.
There are many ways in which you can express your self as a snowtard, some are more dangerous than others.
The most common and harmless snowtard is one who simply avoids leaving his or her house at the sight of snow, he or she is most likely to become a problem when calling you and either flaking out on previous plans or asking you for help in the form of transportation.
Another type of snowtard is considerably more visible, this is the moron you'll see spinning his or her tires for the sole purpose of destroying them. This type rarely goes very far and will often abandon their vehicle in the middle of the most heavily used arterial road because of a flat tire which he or she probably can't even change.
The final type of snowtard that I will be explaining today is the maverick type; this moron has a fairly decent vehicle equipped with AWD, traction control, snow tires, etc. and has come to the conclusion that they are completely invincible to snow. You will notice this person getting as close as possible to your rear bumper honking and beaming their 10,000 watt xenon lights into your car like a fucking UFO, when they finally get over the superiority of showing you how slow they think you are they will pass you and proceeded to go twice the speed limit. You will later find their car upside-down in a nearby ditch as the maverick snowtard doesn't understand the new difficulty created by the snow.
by P. Fillmore December 23, 2008
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by Tom and crew December 22, 2005
Get the snowcaking mug.Her father-in-law was greatly disapointed and commented on the less than desireable fact that his new son in law was found snowcracking a black gypsy midget hooker.
by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003
Get the snowcracking mug.Concrete-like substance formed from mounds of snow created by snow removal equipment. Although it looks like fluffy snow-drifts, it has a density similar to that of concrete. As snowcrete melts and re-freezes, it's density approaches that of lead.
Fred and Gladys Smith did not receive mail for four weeks as their mailbox was surrounded by snowcrete.
by MoCoRE February 8, 2010
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