Smoofus

An affectionate phrase for a smug doofus.

Dr. John was making fun of our evening plans. He was being such a smoofus.

by SarahConor November 12, 2018

scoofus

A word used to describe poop that is specifically on top of a printer.

Person 1: hey can you print these papers for me?
Person 2: sorry, I can't.
Person 1: why not? Is the printer broken?
Person 2: No, but it has scoofus on it.
Person 2: Oh.

by Shmoses March 17, 2021

stoofus

best used in casual conversation to convey feelings of annoyance and/or mild anger.

don't be such a stoofus.

by erica September 21, 2004

Snooful

A Reddit bot programmed by u/haykam821 because why the fuck not.

If you used snooful to find the definition of snooful... You have no life.

by Randousername123456789 November 17, 2018

skoofus

A person who is both a skank and a doofus. Used to describe a clueless slut who floats through life completely unaware of what a useless waste of flesh she is.

I would feel sorry for Anna Nicole Smith if she wasn't such a total skoofus.

by spinmaster b December 10, 2008

snofusion

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015

snofusion

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015