Snark

n.

1. Biting, cruel humor or wit, commonly used to verbally attack someone or something.

"Wow, this Quicken stuff is great: I can see how frelled I am by week, month, or even full color pie chart!"

by Scaper-X January 17, 2004

snark

verbal ingenuineness that is brief, subtle, yet quite stabbing. snark is often marked by deep creativity & use of psychological attack. It employs coldbloodedness and is best served unprovoked. Snark can contain hidden complimentary meaning under a mean face, but it hurts more than it strengthens.

usu found in adjective form: "snarky": making use of snark.

"you looked at me like a snark while your head was extremely mentally blocked."

by sugarbooger September 08, 2007

snarking

To answer with a very sarcastic attitude, but one that appears sincere. Sarcasm without the tone.

"I have faked amnesia, so no I can't remember. Are they really?" asked Miley Cyrus. "Yes, clouds are really pink." Said Barack Obama, snarking at Miley.

by Will U.F. Kurse November 11, 2013

snark

smart ass remark

Wow, that's a cool shirt, Bob. snark, snark

can be used in a joking manner with friends who play gotcha games.

by srk47 January 15, 2009

Snark

The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a "sweet tasting flesh.") The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these "rumors" are unfounded.

The snark ate your baby!, Did you see the size of that snark?

by Ryan CH July 31, 2011

Snark

The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boar's Crossin' in Carlsbad, California. You've been warned.

I didn't even get to turn the key before Officer Bob Snarked me

by beerlawyer March 11, 2010

Snarked

Snarked, variation on the word snarky.

Snarky: IMO means to be sarcastic, jokey, to tease, quick witted, etc.

I just got snarked by my best friend.

This guy totally snarked on me.

by gemsong August 21, 2009