Smokescreen

When an ugly person uses filters or extreme make-up to appear attractive. A falsified smokeshow

Went to go pick up my tinder date, when I saw her she must have weighed 250. Her profile was a smokescreen.

Smokescreen by Shulmania January 24, 2025

Scottish smokescreen 

When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.

How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?

Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen

Scottish smokescreen by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011

pedo-smokescreen 

When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually

"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen

pedo-smokescreen by dumbwhiteguy July 12, 2017

office smokescreen 

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.

"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."

office smokescreen by driven-down July 22, 2004

Smoke-Screen 

Act of covering up information or attempting to hide intentions by conversation or an action.

The act of Smoke-Screening is mostly done to lead error of conduct, thought, or judgment. Performed by conversation or statement to mislead the victim away for the actual indecent or plans.

e.g 1.Did u call that chick from last night?
yeah she gave me the wrong number..
HAHA you got Smoke-Screened br0!

e.g 2. Hey been looking 4 u do u have that cash u owe me!?

yeah i just gotta go 2 the bank..
U best not be tryin to Screen me!

Smoke-Screen by w3st0nb0i August 14, 2009

sweedish smoke screen 

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

sweedish smoke screen by nortington the third August 23, 2009

smoke screen 

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.

smoke screen by Pantaloon February 5, 2008