smokescreen

a girl used gay guy suspected of being gay by others (school rumors, myspace rumors etc.) used to make people think he isn't actually gay. Usually used in public places like the mall, out to eat etc.

Mike: Dude thats Ryan with that hott ass chick, i thought he was gay?
Steve: Nah thats just his smokescreen

by 777LLL January 21, 2009

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Watching or experiencing something while high or stoned. Ie a pot/marijuana smoke 'screen'.
Usually used to refer to something that would be better watched while stoned.

What did you think of the movie?
Stupid as bro, but it just needs a smokescreen and it's freakin hilarious.

Oh god, Hana has some kind of post-modern performative play she's dragging us out to see. I'm going to need a smokescreen guys.

by SanGrail September 11, 2010

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the act of farting while people are walking behind you
therefore causing them to walk into the smell

i just smokescreened all the people coming up the stirs behind me with a sulfur fart

by ftbllvr73 May 27, 2009

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to try to justify criminal actions if the defendant had a rough childhood

Everyone in the Casey Anthony murder trial forgot to use the sexual abuse smokescreen that her defense brought up, and that's why she was acquitted of murder.

by chad'srockergrrrll September 6, 2011

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A crafty method used by a manipulative person in power (usually a corrupt politician) in order to pacify and beguile potential opponents and resistors into error and prevent them from thinking about and figuring out what’s really going on in the world around them.

See also: sleep learning

Sports and other Entertainments are Smokescreens in the Western world.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 27, 2020

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