skelgel

Waterless hand sanitizer.

Skell is a term commonly used for people on the wrong side of the law that don't bathe often. Gel is the hand cleaner you can use when there is no water or soap available.

We had an unusually nasty skell and I couldn't get enough skelgel lathered on; I think I may have to shower in it.

Do you have any skelgel, I'm all out?

by blue blood gal July 5, 2009

Smulge

A small bulge protruding from the penile region of a man's pants.

Wow, that is definitely the smallest bulge I've seen in a while. That's obviously a smulge.

by Hugo500 December 22, 2008

uri geller smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

by bromp March 19, 2008

Uri Geller Smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

by bromp March 19, 2008

smellevator

An elevator with a lingering smell, most often a stale fart or cigarette smoke.

I took the smellevator down to go get lunch, but by the time I reached the ground floor I had lost my appetite. Who farts in an elevator anyway?

by deansick September 30, 2009

Smeleanor

A smeleanor friend, is the fashionista of the group that everyone gets on with. She's small, but cool. And LOVES magazines!!!

Hey smeleanor! Are you reading yet ANOTHER magazine?!

by soapy17 October 18, 2010

smelleport

describes the action of a fart when it follows the person from whom it came, usually because it is trapped in his/her clothing

Even though I farted in the other room, it stinks in here because my fart smelleported.

by giant dork March 16, 2010