deansick's definitions

smellevator

An elevator with a lingering smell, most often a stale fart or cigarette smoke.

I took the smellevator down to go get lunch, but by the time I reached the ground floor I had lost my appetite. Who farts in an elevator anyway?

by deansick September 30, 2009

abeerance

The act of showing up somewhere because you feel obligated... but only for one beer because you don't want to stay too long.

"Ugh... holiday party. Guess I have to go make an abeerance"

by deansick December 18, 2013

nerd-person

The voice someone uses when explaining something technical or generally nerdy.

I always switch to the nerd-person when discussing the finer points of ewok economics

by deansick August 30, 2009