smegman

A superhero known for his smigma usage to protect the innocent and battle crime.

Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

Smegman

Positive dude on discord and has a shaggy pfp

@smegman hi :3

by Jtroy69 April 6, 2021

Smegmalomania

To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.

Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.

by poo poo pants December 19, 2008

Smegmageddon

A natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of smegma concealed in one's own foreskin. Usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of smegma.

Bill: Hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
Fred: Nah man my family and I are getting out of town before the Smegmageddon gets here.
Bill: OH SH*T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Fred: Yeah dude, it's pretty tragic.

by Grandpa Bob June 28, 2016

Smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.

That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.

by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018

Smegmalodon

You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese

Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon

by Geophphphph April 10, 2021

Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013