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Smeaky

by Feezal February 23, 2011
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Smeaky

The smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (Derogatory)
I opened my sports bag to find my pair of smeaky trainers I wore when I went sailing.
by Jaffa November 30, 2003
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Steasy

A style of clothing. A modern mix between "style" and "easy."
I like your style, what do you call it?

I like to look laid back but put together. My style is steasy.
by Holicious March 21, 2009
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A young girl, roughly 5"0 in height, sometimes taller, sometimes shorter, with long brown hair, and has a beautiful body, and amazing personality. Any guy who refuses to believe that he is in love with her is a moron, but usually, somewhere, there is a guy called Riley who will stop at nothing to get his hand in her hand, and sit under a sunset with her, before retiring to his or her house, to cuddle and watch movies.
Person 1: "Damn look at that smegsy girl!?"
Person 2: "That's Smegsy Megsy, aka Meggiebear!"
Person 3: *Walks past Persons 1 & 2 and calls to Smegsy Megsy* HEY MEG! I LOVE YOU! COME WATCH THE SUNSET WITH ME!
by SonOfHecate June 3, 2016
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smegsy

Another word for sexy; used in a sneaky way and or in a jokingly way.
*In school" "Woah! That girl is so smegsy."
by smegsy girl January 2, 2022
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smeazy

by tara lynn November 6, 2006
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Smeary

Smeary - Intended to be pronounced as "Shmeary". It is the act of taking 3 fingers and coating them with the sweat and cheese from your gooey ass crack and smearing it on somebody's upper lip.

Best effect is if you have worked up a good sweat and your crack is real freaking greasey and if the recipient of the "shmeary" has a mustache.

Originates from an individual who frequents a lakeside "pub and grub" in South Central Wisconsin. This individual actually did this to someone who kept fucking with his father at a bar. He went to the head (bathroom) dragged 3 fingers across the crack of his sweaty and greasy ass, went out and grabbed his victim, put him in a headlock and applied the "shmeary" by using the 3 finger method. It is important to note that this dude is a pretty big guy.

According to him...

"Not everyone can just go and start handing out "Shmearys", you have to practice. You have to make sure you have a real greasy ass crack."
Some asshole kept fucking with my father at the bar lastnight. So I worked up a good sweat and gave that fucker a "Smeary".
by Jay USMC October 25, 2007
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