Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

SmurfBoarding

Surf boarding with a blue surfboard

Cant today, busy smurfboarding

by pinapplesmurf November 1, 2011

Shortboard

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.

"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."

by PowderQueen April 5, 2009

Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011

Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Scarboard

In BDSM, a type of knife play that requires to make a scoreboard made by incision with a knife on a sub's body. The scarboard is meant to keep track of points made on a challenge imposed to them. It ideally is performed on either the legs, back or buttocks.

I think we're gonna run out of rubbing alcohol because there was too many points made on your scarboard.

by The Pleasure Principal December 7, 2020

Third wheel starboard

When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.

Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.

by Elise Ohlickmysack October 13, 2015