Smallie

Someone with small balls, or a small pen*s. Doesn’t always refer to actual pen*s size, but is often used to refer to a duster, someone who is terrible at something or simply stupid.

Person A: *Misses a layup in Basketball
Person B: Yo, you a smallie man!

Person A: Bro I can’t get a girl
Person B: That’s because you’re a lil’ smallie

by ManhattanMan February 21, 2024

Smallie Biggs

Rapper from lynnbrook, nj a total joke

biggie smalls rap joke opposite smallie biggs

by Bonody May 1, 2014

Smallie Biggs

Mafaking my g on kuh i swear to g this my guy

Yo bro i love you
Yeah bro yo my Smallie Biggs

by jakupaka November 22, 2021

Smallie Bigs

What my teacher calls biggie smalls

me: "ay do you know any biggie smalls songs? "
my teacher: "Hey this is english class we ain't talkin bout no smallie bigs!"

by 3@zy E April 5, 2010

smallishbeans

A male british youtuber who plays games.

Oh my god is that Smallishbeans *hyperventilates to death*

by shadowcadet43 November 23, 2016

Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

smallpeen

When a boy's private parts are under 2.5 inches then it will classify as a small peen.

"Hey John I saw your DP and you have a very smallpeen

by ;)333 April 30, 2019