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Slowding

When you're on the internet, watching a video, looking at pictures, etc, and it's loading extremely slow. So slow, that you usually exit and try something else, or you have so much free time loading, that you find yourself doing something *shudder* productive.
Frank: Hey, are you watching that sweet video of the guy with the really low voice singing?
Louie: Yeah, but it's just slowding. I've already managed to write half a novel and learn how to play rugby.
Frank: Oh, too bad.
by Isac Bandit March 7, 2009
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Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty
Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)
by Skilled April 18, 2011
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Slowling

A person who moves so slowly that it compromises the sanity of all those around him/her, leading to chaos and destruction.
"Why are you such a bleeding, dirty mess?"

"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."
by Dinosaur-kicker September 29, 2012
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Slozzing

Typically referring to a position of sex, when one person slouches in a seat, preferably a chair with feet kicked up on the wall or desk, while another person rides on top of them.
Brandon and Kodi were slozzing last night when I had walked in on them
by QuackQuackIsReal October 22, 2016
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slowing

I was so dazed after work today that I was slowing all the way home.
by BanquoLives March 14, 2009
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Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!
"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."
by Kooper113 August 28, 2004
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slowing

Not-so-fasting.

Slowing is a sacred practice among bosom extremists during the month of plugadam.
"Want some pizza...box?"
"No, thank you, I'm slowing this week."
by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007
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