slonger

A penis, usually of gargantuan length and girth.

Omar's slonger had to be tucked into his sock.

by Dicky July 15, 2005

stonner

A pork sausage wrapped in a doner kebab, soaked in batter and then deep fried.

1000 calories with 46g of fat including a portion of chips (£3), 'the most dangerous supper in Scotland' is the creation of Saei Sangag, owner of a chip shop on Glasgow's Old Dumbarton Road, who says he got the name from Chewin' the Fat, a cult Scottish comedy. 'I wondered if the name was a bit risky but most people think it's great... it's flying out of the fryers.'

Interviewed by Canadian radio and broadcast throughout North America, Sangag said he keeps an advert in his window that reads: 'Due to severe health danger of this fine dish we can only supply one Stonner supper per customer per week'.

by Quiksilv August 11, 2004

Sloaner Boner

When you get a boner, handjob, or blowjob from someone named Sloan or Sloane or any sort of affialiation towards the word Sloan

Sloan- Im going to give you the best handjob ever
Joey- Hot. I've got such a Sloaner Boner right now

by Niggerpocalypse February 11, 2010

Slonker

Egg drank raw

- My beakfast consists in 4-5 slonkers
- And didn't you get Salmonella yet?

by CicloVet February 8, 2022

sloaner

An individual named or nicknamed Sloan, who's pleasure giving qualities make large numbers of people happy, sometimes simultaneously.

Dude i got the fattest sloaner from that powerpoint presentation on South Korea, Sloan really knew her stuff!

by sloanerking November 30, 2011

slonker

Gym rats who drink eggs instead of cooking them and post about it on Twitter/instagram for likes.

Bro Rocky was the OG slonker.

Slonker? Yeah-he drinks his eggs. Gains bruh.

by Bag n save January 11, 2021

Sloaner

Make (something) more difficult or confusing by causing it to be more complex or Introduce complications in (an existing condition)

difficult to analyze or understand; "a complicated problem"

1. Do a sum 10 x 10 = 100 The right way

2. 1 + 9 + 40 / 2 x 4 = 100 The Sloaner way

by The Real Complicator September 14, 2011