Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

Slomp

Scientific name for a group of cats

The neighborhood slomp was terrorizing the milk man, trying to steal his dairy goodness.

by Squanchy2 October 3, 2017

slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.

"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."

by bones4436 April 9, 2010

Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011

Slomp

Anything you want it to be.

“You look very slomp today”
“That wasn’t very slomp of you”
“You sack of slomps”

by Jorinica September 1, 2019

Slomp

A small particle in an atom, slowing down light frequencies and causing colors to happen. Slomp is an acronym for Slow-mow particle.

Slomp is so slow, ugh!

by MagicianSceintist August 24, 2022

slomp god

your seeing this if you cant spell Slump god who is greatest known but his best song Faucet Failure

slomp god is terrible at GTA v

by DaltonThePigeon December 5, 2020