by NoSteff August 30, 2013

by atgtatooo October 9, 2010

by Commodore Snarky February 26, 2011

Its defined as a combination of a "slab" and a "load." It mainly pertains to a college student who does nothing.
by Shawzie43 December 19, 2010

by MrWords June 23, 2009

The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.
No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
by Camel Feet March 23, 2011

An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.
Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"
Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"
Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"
Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
by Aladdin...BITCH! November 10, 2010
