slimedupmike

Slimedupmike is the nicest and funniest person you could ever be in contact with.
Mike is famous for his iconic wink and his beautiful smile and his curly hair

Omg Slimedupmike is soooo cute
Look at Slimedupmike’s wink

by AkaLocalWeirdo July 30, 2020

sliced taco

Giving Head to 2 chicks simultaneously, while they are scissoring

Kristy and Magen were scissoring and i joined in and did a sliced taco

by Streigh July 20, 2009

Slimed

To get played, and or play somebody.

yooooo, i got slimed so bad, im so mad at "insert name here".

by A Dude that figured it out. November 17, 2017

sliced bread

The best thing, well, ever!

(blank)is the best thing since sliced bread!

by Squirel December 11, 2008

Sliced bread

Whole Bread (1723-1779) was a warrior from the 17th century who is most well-known for defending the town of Breadland. Born and raised in Breadland, he was the only child in the family and was abused by his parents. He ran away from home at the age of 8 when his father threatened to cover him in mayonnaise. He was kidnapped by fat people with fancy hats, being forced to work for them and their cooking business. However, he escaped at the age of 12 and was taken care of by breadnolologists until he was 17. After that he moved to Starchville, working as a butcher for 4 years. The 21-year-old Bread soon decided he wanted to join the Breadland army. He moved back to his hometown and was accepted into the military. He fought in many battles and overtime became a famous soldier. On June 5, 1779, he was once again kidnapped by the fancily hatted chefs he had met at an earlier age. They attempted to suffocate him using various meats and cheeses as payback for his escape. He killed several of the chefs, but was sliced in half by the leader, thus earning the nickname "Sliced Bread." Since then, the saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" was coined in honor of the lost soldier.

This snack is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

by jugglablepotato23 September 3, 2013

bread sliced

Getting your hair cut...

Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.

Example 2--

John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."

by slipperywizard December 19, 2011

Who sliced the fish?

This is the companion piece to "Who cut the cheese?" ."Who sliced the fish" is used when someone detects a queef.

We were sitting at the dinner table about to enjoy a nice pot roast when the foul stench of expired tuna wafted about the tablet.I glared at my sister and asked,"Who sliced the fish?"

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011