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Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.
Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.
by MOJO5G January 26, 2017
mugGet the Ham-slapmug.

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.
Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.
by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019
mugGet the slap some ham on itmug.

slap the ham

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩
by starlights7421 May 22, 2021
mugGet the slap the hammug.

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham
by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022
mugGet the Slapped Hammug.

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound
What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?
by Burlin August 5, 2021
mugGet the slapping the hamsmug.

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