slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

slapnut

Insult to be used in place of 'idiot', mostly for repeated offense of same idiotic behavior.

Yo slapnut....stop being such an assclown!

by Gregg March 08, 2005

slapnuts

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.

Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.

by kb June 27, 2003

Slapnuts

An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.

Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!

by John McNally April 23, 2008

slapnuts

When your pounding a girl so hard your balls slap against her.

Yeah I took her home last night and gave her some slapnuts for dinner

by Frank Grimes April 14, 2005

slapnut

a complete idiot that is less than everyone else.

Garrett Johnson

by ralf February 05, 2004

slapnuts

A pathetic person who gets slapped around due to incompetence.

Okay, slapnuts, now kiss the floor.

by Forseti April 10, 2006